Bum bum bum.

My liver feels like it is dancing the lambada, and my kidneys are hanging out in the corner grinding against the wall. I'm not sure why I decided to drink 2 16oz Rockstars within like 3 hours of each other, because now my organs are at a rave and I haven't been invited.

So besides the fact that my insides are in a mosh pit, I think I may be part crocodile. I don't know of one other person who has skin as dry as mine? What the fuck, lotion is supposed to help with that shit.

Also does 5:30 am seem like a great time to start blasting mariachi music? To normal people, no way. But to my neighbors, YES! This is a great time!

I woke up at 5:30 to use the bathroom and on my way back upstairs, I feel the beat in my bones. I can hear my windows rattling from the base of this crazy ass clown music. Seriously, what in the hell can you be thinking at 5:30 am that would make you turn your shitty ass music up that loud? ITS NOT EVEN DAYTIME YET.

But this has given me a great idea for the future, but I'm going to one-up them. I'm going to start playing some shitty metal band at 4:30 am. Maybe my friend, the rooster will do back up for my concert.


AND.
This is the best snack ever.