I'm not sure what people are trying to accomplish on myspace/facebook/whatever when they send you messages saying 'Hi. U R HAWT.' I'm guessing I'm supposed to be flattered and send a reply telling him 'Hehehe, not really but thxxxx!!!!!!!'
I recently recieved a message exactly like that and when I didn't answer I got another message asking me why I didn't respond. I'm guessing I was supposed to respond with "Um, thanks. I think your picture of Marge Simpson going down on Homer is really hot too, let's chat."
Since I failed to respond to the second message, I got a third stating that I was an ugly fat bitch and he didn't want to talk to me anyways. A desperate move by the denied, so I finally decided to respond by sending him photos of naked fat women to which he responded with 'thx 4 replyin wit sexay pics, iz dat u?'
I'm not sure how the brain dead operate computers, but I'm on a mission to make them all think I'm hawwwwtttttt.
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