This morning while I was driving to work, Barry White's Can't Get Enough Of Your Love Baby came on, and I actually listened to the lyrics.
Why would the lyrics matter to me? WELL. Because one night in front of 100 people, I decided to sing this song. I have no idea what possessed me to sing this song out of a catalog of more than 200 songs. I mean, who goes on stage and sings Barry White? AND a fat white girl who can't seem to talk to people, and has the voice of a chipmunk? All I recall is that I knew the chorus and I belted that out as hard as I could, and for some unknown reason I THOUGHT it sounded good. I now wish someone had pulled me from the stage by my knees and stomped my vocal chords out.
Thank god I will never see any of those people again, it was a great idea to sing in front of people in the lounge of a cruise ship. In the middle of the ocean.
Thank you for your time.
1 comment:
Omgawd, sounds like my Vegas experience with Aretha's RESPECT, but at least I had my cousin, Cierra with me. There were NO LYRICS on the screen. WTF? It was embarrassing & awful. I feel for ya! Hey, at least you did it. Not many people can say that.
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