So, while watching Go, Diego, Go today, I realized that show is full of shit. I'm pretty sure the brains of the little ones are being raped by this shitty television. Ok, so here are my problems with Go, Diego, Go.
Exhibit A:
This little motherfucker talks to animals, not cat and dogs. Like big ass animals, elephants and jaguars and shit. Do you really want your child going outside to animals and trying to help them? NO. These animals want to eat their fucking heads off and they don't want any help from you, or your snotty little crotch goblin. Your child is going to try to save a whale trapped under a pirate ship and die. They are going to DIE. Don't let your little monsters watch this anymore, you cannot talk to animals, you are not Smokey the Bear, and you are definitely not Dr. Dolittle.
Oh and I got a thing in the mail today for Terri Ann Wintermute, I know they saw my post and decided to send something with that whore's face on it. TO MY HOUSE. How dare they.
And with this, I say asalamalakum.
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