I've come to the conclusion that if you work with children, eventually you'll want to tear your uterus out and hang yourself. It's not that working with children isn't rewarding, it's more of the fact that once you have children, they never go away. Ever.
There's no 4:00pm to look forward to every day, there's no waking up alone, without children gnawing at your calves. I've come to appreciate the fact that I can go home at night, and not worry if my crotch goblins are having a nutritious dinner while I indulge in foods that will only make my ass larger.
My uterus has a permanent 'No Vacancy' sign on it.
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