Fact of the day: There are dogfish, they are extremely large fish that walk onto land and eat dogs.
I'm not sure what bothers me more, people who drive like dicks or people who smell like dick. The next door neighbor walked over and spoke to me today, now I'm perfectly happy talking to her. EXCEPT. Why did she smell like she had been rolling in dicks all day? Not nice, clean, fresh dicks...No. They had to be smelly, sweaty, possibly rotting from the inside out dicks. Holding my breath, and nodding was the only way I was going to make it away from Dickbreath McGee. Luckily, the small crotch goblin that I was watching decided to shit in his pants, and I was free to step away from Dickbreath.
Then, of course on the way home, I was stuck behind someone who apparently had never seen a road before. I expected this gentleman to step out of his car and rub his asshole on the asphalt, just to see how warm and new it felt.
This is going to end badly.
What a day.
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