A special thank you to Anju at Walmart was decided not to charge me for Lauren's new Yo Gabba Gabba shirt. I appreciate it and I'm sure Lauren will love it as well, so again, thank you.
Today I went to Brookfield Zoo, and what do you know! It was Boo at The Zoo today! What that ultimately means is that there are tons and tons of crotch goblins there with semi-cute/semi-slutty costumes on. Just because you are dressed as a 'punk rock girl' does not mean you get to wear fishnets and mini-skirts when you are 9 years old. Do your parents not realize that the zoo is a perfect place for pedophiles? Great parenting, you're doing it wrong.
The children did not matter though, what mattered was the empty aardvark house that scared me because it was pitch black and there was an ominous beeping sound. What a creepy place to invite people into, especially people dressed as clowns and spiders. My feet want to die, and want to bleed, and may possibly fall off. Why is this? Because I decided to wear my 'nicer' shoes to the zoo, WHERE I WOULD BE WALKING ALL DAY. I am a genius and I amaze myself.
I had a fantastic day at the zoo, followed by a delicious pumpkin cooler/coffee type thing, and great conversation.
And now the world will come to a end, in a great ball of fire because I do not have days this good.
No comments:
Post a Comment